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It would be difficult for me to say which part of my vacation I… - Zechs Merquise

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It would be difficult for me to say which part of my vacation I enjoyed more; wandering through the streets with good friends; driving south and watching the world around me turn greener and warmer by the hour; or taunting Wufei about his taste in music, which leaves a fair bit to be desired.



*dusts red and pink glitter from my keyboard and composes email*

Une.

Obviously a man who has the necessary skills to smuggle two very large stuffed toys into my office, has the wherewithal to bribe and/or coerce enough agents and staff to gain access to my locked and secured office, and then has sufficient time to inflate a sizable number of glitter-filled condoms to cover the floor of said office, is uniquely underutilized in Winner's employ. And most likely bored beyond all reason.

I strongly encourage you to use any and all means in order to solicit his services for Preventers.

-Zechs

cc: Trowa Barton




*drops an email to Chang as well*

No doubt you were in on this prank from the start, or are already well aware of what's been done to my office.

I don't know how he managed it. It's a 20-hour drive home, and somewhere in that timeframe, The Rat, in a new schoolgirl outfit and fuzzy pink handcuffs, pigtail wig, and with several strands of Mardi Gras beads around his neck, was deposited in my office. So was The Rat's new partner in crime, an oversized Bugs Bunny, who will henceforth be referred to as The Rodent, dressed as cupid and holding a rather unique carrot.

This note was pinned on the toga:

Zechs -
Mickey simply couldn't bear to be without you another day, so I have returned him to you, and just in time for the holiday. He hopes you don't mind that he's brought along a companion - apparently during his last stay with you, you weren't as attentive as he'd hoped. Try to make it up to him today - roses and chocolate go a long way, or so I'm told.

Happy Valentine's Day,
--Trowa




Trowa has some explaining to do.

*dusts more pink glitter off of my clothes*
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From:ginalin
Date:February 18th, 2005 03:02 pm (UTC)
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It's always the quiet ones.

Sticky tape works well to pick up the glitter.

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From:backfromhell
Date:February 18th, 2005 04:24 pm (UTC)
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Tis. Yes.

Thank you for the advice. The other agents are complaining about the glitter decorating my reports.
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From:ginalin
Date:February 18th, 2005 04:33 pm (UTC)
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They're just jealous because yours are special.

I fear glitter. When my kids see glitter in the craft section, I divert their attention very quickly to something safe, like sharp knives.

3 weeks from now, you'll still be finding glitter in odd places.

*shudders*
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From:blagher_peanuts
Date:February 19th, 2005 01:37 am (UTC)
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I fear glitter. When my kids see glitter in the craft section, I divert their attention very quickly to something safe, like sharp knives.


I bow to you. Continually and often. *kneels and bobs up and down...in a bow* ^_~

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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From:cailamaia
Date:February 18th, 2005 03:05 pm (UTC)
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*snicker* Didn't you like your Valentine's Day surprise, Zechs?

*giggle**gives in and walks off into another room before laughing so hard I'm nearly crying*
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From:apt_indignation
Date:February 18th, 2005 04:02 pm (UTC)
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Me? Engage in such childish pranks? Surely not.

If you require my services in repaying the favour, however, I might be able to set aside my high standards of conduct for the right price.
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From:backfromhell
Date:February 18th, 2005 04:22 pm (UTC)
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How much will it cost me? And in what coin?
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From:ginalin
Date:February 18th, 2005 04:36 pm (UTC)
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Me? Engage in such childish pranks? Surely not.

*makes a coughing noise that sounds strangely like "bullshit!"*
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From:silent_trtmnt03
Date:February 18th, 2005 04:48 pm (UTC)
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Turncoat.
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From:blagher_peanuts
Date:February 19th, 2005 01:38 am (UTC)
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Ahhh, revenge. Such a fine craft. I suggest crimely ingenious usage of kitties. ^_~
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From:shin_yuy
Date:February 18th, 2005 04:15 pm (UTC)
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Pink glitter gets everywhere.. .its part of its inherent properties...it'll be in your hair next so watch out...

*glares at chocolate box that was filled with glitter and gummy rats* I think my valentine and yours conspired together or something...

I feel sorry for Trowa right about now...*waits about 30 seconds*.. ok moment's passed
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From:silent_trtmnt03
Date:February 18th, 2005 04:47 pm (UTC)
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uniquely underutilized in Winner's employ.

Technically, I'm not under Quatre's employ - I'm just a consultant. Free-lancing, as it were.

And most likely bored beyond all reason.

I prefer to think of it as being in touch with my creative side.

Trowa has some explaining to do.

*shrugs* It all seems pretty self-explanatory to me.
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From:bloodywingz
Date:February 18th, 2005 04:49 pm (UTC)
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Is this like petting a pissed of lion? I'm pretty sure you're going to reap the harvest of your prank.
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From:silent_trtmnt03
Date:February 18th, 2005 04:50 pm (UTC)
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*grins* I'm counting on it.
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From:bloodywingz
Date:February 18th, 2005 05:12 pm (UTC)
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You do realize that with Wufei helping out, it's going to be twice as crafty and humiliating.
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From:silent_trtmnt03
Date:February 18th, 2005 06:51 pm (UTC)
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I'm not afraid of them.
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From:bloodywingz
Date:February 18th, 2005 06:59 pm (UTC)
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When it's your turn again, I suggest lawn ornaments. Hundreds of pink flamingo's and scarved geese aimed to stare at his position at his desk. Of course Mickey and Bugs would have to be riding said ornaments, if they survive Zechs' plans for them.
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From:blagher_peanuts
Date:February 19th, 2005 01:41 am (UTC)
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And you have to use neon pink and orange duck tape to insure that the flamingo's and scarved geese don't try to escape (of course the fact that it also makes it twice as difficult to remove them helps. ^___~).
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From:lavenderfrost
Date:February 18th, 2005 05:38 pm (UTC)
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BUGS!!!

*DIES LAUGHING*

Oh - and that "unique carrot" wouldn't by chance happen to be this carrot, would it? o_O?

*cackles*
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From:silent_trtmnt03
Date:February 18th, 2005 06:50 pm (UTC)
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and that "unique carrot" wouldn't by chance happen to be this carrot, would it?

*smirks*
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From:lavenderfrost
Date:February 19th, 2005 01:24 am (UTC)
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...you did send the vibrator, then.

Eeeexcellent...*cackles again*
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From:ginalin
Date:February 19th, 2005 01:47 am (UTC)
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You are more twisted than a Japanese businessman's nipples in an S&M club.


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From:lavenderfrost
Date:February 19th, 2005 01:49 am (UTC)
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XD XD XD XD I'll take that as a compliment. ^_~
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From:ginalin
Date:February 19th, 2005 01:50 am (UTC)
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Just don't take it as a suggestion.....

*raises eyebrows*
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From:lavenderfrost
Date:February 19th, 2005 01:51 am (UTC)
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*simply grins*
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From:alena_yuy
Date:February 18th, 2005 06:19 pm (UTC)
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Pink glitter? Why pink? Red would have been more appropriate. After all, red is also a Valentine color.
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From:silent_trtmnt03
Date:February 18th, 2005 06:52 pm (UTC)
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Why pink?

It matched the handcuffs.
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From:alena_yuy
Date:February 22nd, 2005 06:07 pm (UTC)
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Pink handcuffs! *dies laughing* Good one, Trowa.
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From:shin_yuy
Date:February 18th, 2005 07:23 pm (UTC)
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Pink makes it that much better...especaly when given to a guy...

cace and point... Doughnut's Pink armor from RvB
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From:ladyshadowphyre
Date:February 19th, 2005 03:01 am (UTC)
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~as Donut~ It's not pink! ...It's 'lightish red'.

XD

-Lady Shadowphyre
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From:bluejeans07
Date:February 18th, 2005 07:51 pm (UTC)
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*wakes up, trudges over to the compy and reads*

O_O

*falls off the chair laughing*

Aaaaahhh Zechs. Darling Zechs. XD At the very least... you're not alone when you work!! You have two lovely friends open for hugs *cough*andotherthings*/end cough* to keep you company and Death From Paperwork.

*grins at Trowa and Wufei* "Justice doesn't come from paperwork, justice comes in the form of stuffed animals with sex toys." XD At the very least, I get to flaunt my icon XD
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From:nineofswords
Date:February 19th, 2005 05:26 pm (UTC)
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I'm so glad you liked the glitter. It took a long time to pick out. Heero was no help at all, but Relly and I did our best.
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From:peacecrafty
Date:February 21st, 2005 10:06 am (UTC)
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Ssh, Lu.

You're not supposed to implicate us in this. *winks*
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