It would be difficult for me to say which part of my vacation I enjoyed more; wandering through the streets with good friends; driving south and watching the world around me turn greener and warmer by the hour; or taunting Wufei about his taste in music, which leaves a fair bit to be desired.
*dusts red and pink glitter from my keyboard and composes email*
Obviously a man who has the necessary skills to smuggle two very large stuffed toys into my office, has the wherewithal to bribe and/or coerce enough agents and staff to gain access to my locked and secured office, and then has sufficient time to inflate a sizable number of glitter-filled condoms to cover the floor of said office, is uniquely underutilized in Winner's employ. And most likely bored beyond all reason.
I strongly encourage you to use any and all means in order to solicit his services for Preventers.
cc: Trowa Barton
*drops an email to Chang as well*
No doubt you were in on this prank from the start, or are already well aware of what's been done to my office.
I don't know how he managed it. It's a 20-hour drive home, and somewhere in that timeframe, The Rat, in a new schoolgirl outfit and fuzzy pink handcuffs, pigtail wig, and with several strands of Mardi Gras beads around his neck, was deposited in my office. So was The Rat's new partner in crime, an oversized Bugs Bunny, who will henceforth be referred to as The Rodent, dressed as cupid and holding a rather unique carrot.
This note was pinned on the toga:
Mickey simply couldn't bear to be without you another day, so I have returned him to you, and just in time for the holiday. He hopes you don't mind that he's brought along a companion - apparently during his last stay with you, you weren't as attentive as he'd hoped. Try to make it up to him today - roses and chocolate go a long way, or so I'm told.
Happy Valentine's Day,
Trowa has some explaining to do.
*dusts more pink glitter off of my clothes*